My Dad!

Son, i am dissappointed in you. There's a reason i browse the 'perry (Haha greg) so late at night. You're up with your computer all day long on here, always having so much fun. Why can't i have fun? After sedating your mother i sneak downstairs, and browse the funhouse to see bacon and gregs antics on your account. Oh my, what characters. You could learn a little something from them. Next time i see you i demand to see those notes of yours or god help you i will beat you with a rake.

You tell him!