Christmas in today's world

I learned about this in sunday school.
It's a bit far fetched, but:

Aparently, when Jesus died they called it the birth of the church. So with birth, comes sex. And what has sex a lot? Rabbits.

The egg part, I don't know.

[COLOR="Green"]What else has sex? Chickens. What do chickens have after sex? Eggs.

This is like the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. [/COLOR]