Christmas in today's world

[COLOR="Green"]Easter is when Jesus rose again.
Now a magical bunny hides eggs in your house.

I think that needs far more explaining than this.[/COLOR]

I learned about this in sunday school.
It's a bit far fetched, but:

Aparently, when Jesus died they called it the birth of the church. So with birth, comes sex. And what has sex a lot? Rabbits.

The egg part, I don't know.