2009-12-12, 10:06 PM
Canadians might want to look away
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You play MapleStory?
Stranger: i put maple syrup on my balls
Stranger: does that count
You: Are you a Canadian?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i have moose lick it off
Stranger: good times
You: :[
You: How's life up there? electricity one or two days a week
You: Polar bear pets
You: etc.
You: Chasing all that hairy beavers
Stranger: you know us well
Stranger: but you forgot our baby seal clubbing
You: D:
You: They really do that?
Stranger: those hunts are going well and bringing in many canadian dollars
Stranger: yes they do..its a dirty canadian secret
Stranger: look it up
You: I saw a picture
You: thought it was shopped
Stranger: everyone thinks of the innocent little peaceful canadians..
Stranger: but we hunt baby seals wtp
You: D:
You: So have you ever seen liquid rain?
You: Or does it rain icicles there?
Stranger: no one actually goes outside
Stranger: too depressing
Stranger: so its hard to say
You: Ever thought about moving somewhere warmer? Like antartica?
You: At least they have penguins :/
Stranger: once, but the cost of living is too high
Stranger: maybe one day
You: Oh, they don't have free health care either
You: D:
Stranger: or lots of minorities
Stranger: LOTS
Stranger: of minorites
You: Doesn't Antartica get more rain than canada? I heard it's been a million years since antartica got rain
Stranger: so you think just because im from canada im also an expert on a random southern continent?
Stranger: dont make assumptions
You: I know better than to think canadians are experts at anything but snow
You: but I was wondering when the last time canada got rain was
Stranger: we are experts at "peacekeeping"
You: snow, hockey, maple syrup, etc.*
Stranger: what that means is once all the heavy fighting has been done by other countries, we move in and try to get credit by just existing in the same area
You: Ah
Stranger: the sky rains frequently
You: wat
Stranger: yes
Stranger: this concludes our broadcast day
You: D:
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