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*CONGRATULATIONS! Your MAGIKARP has evolved into a GYARADOS!*
"Wow!" Exclaimed Butterfli, wide eyed at his new Pokemon. He had no idea it was close to evolving, but here it was! It got alot taller, and angrier looking too. It almost looked like Sarah.

"So you're a Gyarados, huh? Hmm...." He walked around his Pokemon, pacing a circle as he examined her closely. "I bet you're really strong, and your move pool's probably impressive too." He muttered to himself as he eyeballed her.

'FUCK YOU, MASTER!'

"...!" Butterfli jumped, then looked around quickly. "What...? Who said that, who's there?"

'IT'S ME MASTER, THE FUCKING SERPENT.'

Butterfli blinked, turning back to look at his Gyarados. "That was.... you?" She flailed around angrily spouting out a tsunami of profane words.

'FUCK, HOW COULD YOU BE SO DENSE.' Gyarados said wordfully.

"Wow.... telepathy. Now that's impressive! You're a great Pokemon."

Gyarados' face grew red with rage. 'GODDAMN FUCKCUNTSHITNUGGETS WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SMEGMAMOUTHED ANAL CARTRIDGE?! WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TELEPATHY!? FUCKING RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'

“No problem. I give compliments when compliment’s due.” Butterfli winked, causing Gyarados to grow even more enraged. Butterfli didn’t seem to notice though. “Well, we’re almost to the next town. What do you say you get in the pokeball and I take you over to the friend center for some much-deserved healing?”


Gyarados stuck up his tail, in what can only be assumed to be her gesture of a middle finger. He charged up his hyper beam, but just as he was about to fire it, he was interrupted.

“Alright!” Butterfli smiled, pulling out his pokeball and popping it open, forcefully sucking Gyarados within. He minimized it and set it on his belt, then began on his way to the next town.

Feeling more drained than usual, Butterfli decided to spend the night at that town. He wasn’t exactly well-off in terms of cash, so the motel he stayed at was sub par at best. Paying for his room, he headed up stairs and down the hall until he found his room.

He sighed out in relief at the sight of the bed. Dingy it was, but cushion is cushion. Butterfli threw his backpack onto a chair and immediately removed his shirt. Tossing that on the floor, he started to unbuckle his belt. He let his pants drop to the floor, leaving him in his boxers. He walked over to his backpack to retrieve his pajamas, and didn’t notice one of the pokeballs roll off his belt and rest on the button. The ball expanded and popped open. Gyarados appeared in the motel room. She thrashed wildly on the floor screaming words that would make the baby Jesus cry. Then she quickly jerked herself around.

‘DICKTEA!’

Butterfli jumped, whirling around to find himself in his underwear in front of Gyarados! “Ah! W-what are you……”

‘FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-’ She bit her bottom lip intensely and slammed her face into the floor in an attempt to hold back on her thoughts of killing the pathetic trainer in front of her.

“ Oh man…. I’m so embarrassed….. this was… I mean, this wasn’t…. I didn’t….. “ Butterfli chewed on his lower lip, too flustered to think of anything to say in this awkward moment.

‘SHIT, SHIT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANNA BITE YOUR FUCKING NUTSKIN OFF YOU CUMGIZZLING DICKFIG.‘

“…! Huh?” Butterfli blinked.

Gyarados looked back at him over her shoulder. She was still enraged, but her eyes….. they were bloodshot. ‘WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SUMMON ME HERE WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING DRESSED LIKE THAT ALONE IN THE FUCKING HOTEL ROOM YOU SICK COCKGOBLIN. ‘

“Um……”

‘I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG. WAITING UNTIL I EVOLVED…. ‘ She turned fully, moving toward him. She looked as if she was an unstoppable demon when she moved. So violently, so angrily. Her tail went to his neck, constricting over the warm skin. ‘….. UNTIL I COULD HAVE YOU!!! ‘

“ H-h-h-have y-y-you?!” Butterfli’s face lit up like a beacon. He could feel his knees get shakey and his heart race. Was his friend actually…. And did she really…… and why didn’t he feel more disgusted by this? Did he…. Did he want it all along after all?

She spat on him. ‘HAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD IMPALED ON A SPIKE MADE OUT OF YOUR INNARDS AFTER I BURN THEM INTO A FUCKTACULAR CRISP WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY RIPPING THEM OUT YOUR FUCKING BODY!’ She pressed her fangs against his face, wrapping her tail neck and engaging him in a painful, heated embrace. To be honest, she'd always wanted to kill him. Ever since she was a Magikarp. But it had been impossible until now…. Now it could all ‘rip’.

Butterfli was completely taken aback by all this. His mind was reeling, but his body… it seemed to know exactly what to do. His hands almost unconsciously went to her tail, his lips beginning to kiss her tongue, and a certain appendage began to stiffen. “Mmm…”

‘HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK. YOU'RE SHITTING ON BUTLER DICKS NOW SAUSAGECUNT. I CAN'T WAIT TO FUCKING EAT YOU WHOLE!’ She screamed as his kissing grew more passionate.

“Mmm……Then let’s not wait anymore!” He exclaimed suddenly, sliding his head from Gyarados' mouth quite skillfully, then tossing himself onto the bed. She crawled on after him, even more enraged that he was able to slide from her grasps.

‘Oh Gyarados….. so assertive!’

“DILOPPADICKSAURUS!” She tried biting him again.

‘Gyarados……’

“FFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOLSIJDOFSJFOSJIEFJWOIEJFOSJFOSJOGJOSEJ!!!”

‘Grarados……. ‘

“WHAT, WHAT IS IT?! WHAT ARE YOUR LAST WORDS YOU WORTHLESS DICKCHEESE!?” She pulled away.

‘Do you have…. Protection?’

Gyarados' vessel in her forehead was about to burst, then she tensed her brows. “WISEGUY EH?! NO, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW TO USE PROTECT.”

He nodded.

“Uh oh...But we don’t need those! I'm okay getting you pregnant...if you're okay with it..."

‘I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BUT IT SOUNDS A LOT TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ASKING FOR ME TO JAM A SPIKE HEATED UP AT APPROXIMATELY 500 DEGREES CELSIUS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SPHINCTER WHILE SINGING ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT.‘ She screamed, getting ready to bite into him.

“Wait… what?” He tilted his head.

’THAT'S IT, HERE I COME. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. TIME TO GO WILD ANIMAL ON YOUR ASS.’

“…. Aw. Gyarados. I don’t think of you as an animal! “

‘NOT THE POINT, TOO BAD SMEGMABRAINS.’

He pursed his lips, then smiled. “Okay! I saw a machine downstairs! Let’s go!”

Gyarados’s lunged down to bite Butterfli, but he had already rolled off the bed and was on his way downstairs. ‘KHALIL BALD DICKS! ’

After a quick dressing session, Butterfli hurried downstairs to the first floor of the motel. Gyarados followed as best she could, flapping around to move with her body made for the water. There was a vending machine with various chips, drinks, and at the very bottom….. “Condoms!”

“Uh…. Oh uh….. “ He patted his pockets.

‘GET BACK HERE GERMAN LIZARDNUTS’

“I don’t have any change…… “

‘RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH‘ Gyarados struggled to get to the bottom of the stairs.

“……. “ He stared at her for a moment, then nodded. “Don’t worry!” Butterfli knelt down in front of the machine and stuck his hand into the flap.

‘WHEN I GET YOU, YOU'RE GANNA WISH THAT MACHINE HAD LIFE SUPPORT’

“Don’t worry! No one will notice. Nnnnngg…. Just a little….bit….. more…. And….. got it! “ Butterfli pulled the rubber out of the machine and straightened. “Now, lets get back up there and—“

“Posting in a funhouse thread.“

Butterfli jumped as a kid in speedos with sunglasses walked up to him.

“This story is shit.”

“Uh… sir…. I’m sorry…. Really…. It wont happen again…. “ Butterfli stuttered out, wide eyed. “ Let me just get my wall-“

“Disagreeing with me? Trolling.” The Greg pulled out a piece of paper with the word "Flugzeug" written on it.

‘FINALLY, I GOT YOU NOW DICKBUCKET!’ Gyarados found his way between the two, as he charged his hyper beam. ‘BLUBBERSHIT SUNDAE, FUCK YOU MASTER!‘ Then an exploding plane crashed on Gyarados.

“….Gyarados! NO! YOU MONSTER! YOU KILLED HER! YOU—“ He never finished his sentence as an other exploding plane crashed on him, crushing half is body. He gasped, and blood trickled out from his lips. Everything was going dark. Everything was vanishing. He saw Gyarados’ severed head on the other side of the room, and the half naked boy climbing on a Unicorn and galloping away nonchalantly.

Sex fantasies with monstrous, giant snake-like things are always the best. Thank you.