If animals have super hearing why can't they hear cars comming?

Because the people with the brains are morons.

Because you like different kinds of meat.

If I punch your face and no one sees it, do you get hurt?

Because X never went to post-secondary school.

YOUR MOM IN POUNDS (or kilograms if you're not in the US).

Sound travels pretty far.

Aw'damn, we gots ourselves one a 'dem smarty-pants ediccated book niggers. Think you're smart nigga?

Lemme axe you dis', lemma axe' you dis'.

CAN YOU KICK MYYY ASS?