2009-11-28, 07:54 PM
Mark and Greg went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, Greg passed away.
The undertaker told Mark, "You can have Greg shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
Mark thought about it and told the undertaker he would just have Greg shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
Mark replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead." Shaking his head, he continued, "I just can't take that chance."
(3:47:22 PM) Mark: "humour" haha
(3:47:23 PM) Mark: papaya
(3:47:36 PM) Bacon: Manda is a papaya eh?
(3:47:48 PM) Bacon: I'm pretty sure she says "humour"
(3:47:52 PM) Mark: I don't play favorites. I make fun of her for doing it too
The undertaker told Mark, "You can have Greg shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
Mark thought about it and told the undertaker he would just have Greg shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
Mark replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead." Shaking his head, he continued, "I just can't take that chance."
(3:47:22 PM) Mark: "humour" haha
(3:47:23 PM) Mark: papaya
(3:47:36 PM) Bacon: Manda is a papaya eh?
(3:47:48 PM) Bacon: I'm pretty sure she says "humour"
(3:47:52 PM) Mark: I don't play favorites. I make fun of her for doing it too