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Mark and Greg, are vacationing in Las Vegas. Mark always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, Mark buys them, and wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.

He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Greg looks him over, "Nope."

Mark says excitedly, "Come on, Greg, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"

Greg looks again, "Nope."

Frustrated, Mark storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now?"

Greg looks up and says, "Mark, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Mark yells, "And do you know why it's hanging down, Greg? It's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!"

[SIZE=2]To which Greg replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Mark. Shoulda bought a hat."[/SIZE]