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One Friday evening after Superman finished up his last mission to help better society, he decided to enjoy himself and wanted to call up some friends to go clubbing with.

He calls up Spiderman to see if he wants to join in. "Hey Spidey, wanna go out to a club? Drink a few brews?" Spiderman responded, "Sorry bro, gotta recharge my webs and what not. Maybe next weekend!"

Superman hangs up and calls up The Hulk. "Hey Hulk, you busy tonight? Maybe wanna go relax at a club or something?"

"Sorry man gotta go clothes shopping, went through all my shirts this week. Next weekend for sure!"

So Superman gave up and decided he would go by himself, and went off to find a good spot. On his way there, he sees Wonder Woman in a room alone. He decided to have a little fun and thinks to himself "Hmm.. I'm gonna go in there, f'uck her in the ass, and fly out. She won't even see it coming!"

Superman makes his move, flies at super speed into the room, does his thing, and flies right out. He goes far away and uses his super vision to see what her reaction is. He notices she has a confused stare.. So he uses his super hearing to see if she says anything.

"Invisible man? Was that you? What was that?!"

"I don't know, but my ass hurts"