Heroes from around the world.

Then they decide to just say "screw this" and proceed to make their own rules up.

"I'm the motherfucking Hulk. So I destroy 5 castle walls per turn."

"Yeah? Well I've got spacenigger on my side. He's a criminal from the future, where they have castle walls made out of chicken. Hulk can't destroy a whole moon."

"..........................B-but.........Hulk smash........."

"Yeah, well I just directly attacked your home base while Hulk was trying to break a whole moon. I take 7 of your bikes captive now and can now sell them all to summon my next paycheck, which I'll load onto my babymama and launch it directly into your corner, thereby causing your corner to pollute onto all of your hookers. Looks like I win."


"......................... ):"

There we go.