2009-11-25, 06:20 AM
I don't even have my volume on, but with her head bobbing alone and the fake tan, I imagined Valley Girl spewing out of her mouth. Cue my spot on impersonation mime dub which induces headdesks:
"Liek, ohmagawd, I am SO pissed! He totally liek CHEATED on me playing Fable II and having sex with his game WIFE~! So I'm gonna be liek totally crazy (liek I always am, ahahahaha~~) and smash it on video~ He so deserves it!!! That, and he didn't like it when I bought him Nintendogs for Christmas. He got mad at me, for, liek, trying to be NICE, jeeze~ TCHya"
I either think this guy's had his balls chopped off with her sharp man-chin, or this is fake. No real nerd/gamer would take this crap from some blonde oompa-loompa.
(For the record, my dad is one of the losers that does the Fable thing. With a pomegranate-eating grin on his face each time, as though it somehow made his real wife less of a nag.
)
"Liek, ohmagawd, I am SO pissed! He totally liek CHEATED on me playing Fable II and having sex with his game WIFE~! So I'm gonna be liek totally crazy (liek I always am, ahahahaha~~) and smash it on video~ He so deserves it!!! That, and he didn't like it when I bought him Nintendogs for Christmas. He got mad at me, for, liek, trying to be NICE, jeeze~ TCHya"
I either think this guy's had his balls chopped off with her sharp man-chin, or this is fake. No real nerd/gamer would take this crap from some blonde oompa-loompa.
(For the record, my dad is one of the losers that does the Fable thing. With a pomegranate-eating grin on his face each time, as though it somehow made his real wife less of a nag.
)