This is why I like 2D girls.

Why did she bother? If he's got half a brain he'll tell her where to go...

I dunno dude, like he totally like seems the type to like...put up with her pomegranate and stuff. Like, he didn't seem that totally mad and like stuff. He like totally deserved it and stuff. Like, seriously. Who does he like, think he is and stuff? Like, he should be on his girl when she like calls and stuff. Like, really, come now. Like, she's awesome. Totally, like, for real. I wish I could like, break 360s and stuff.

Psychotic women who's clingy for attention
-Dumps boyfriend, declaring herself mentally insane in front of him, and dies getting hit by an oncoming car, breaking spine and hemorrhages to death.

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.