Filp Hole

My standards are so ridiculously high I've never even gone through the "kiddie crush" stage.

I don't remember going through that stage myself. As I said I got those silly notes in class, but I can't remember ever returning them.

Everyone I say this to mentions they too have high standards. I don't consider standards "high" unless they're to the point where no human could possibly meet your criteria. Either because they're impossible to begin with, or your standards contradict each other, making it impossibly to meet someone like that unless they had a split personality or something (which may or may not be what you're looking for).

One in a billion.