2009-11-24, 03:09 AM
Satan Wrote:Baaaaaaaaaaawww, why don't you strike me down with your "superior magic," Jesus? Why don't you whip out those angelic howitzers and take hell by storm. platypus.
Your "resurrection" was a spomegranatety magic trick and you got your propaganda bureau to make it look like "magic." Would you like to borrow my deck of cards for when the ooohs and aaahs wear thin?
Your problem, Jesus, is you don't let people have some fuuucking FUN. People LIKE to fuuuuck each other up the ass, they LIKE to spomegranate and piss on one another, becuase they're sick of the toilet, and you know what, they like to kill each other too. Killing is a pastime, like Yahtzee and Scrabble. Genocidal maniacs simply did it for the lulz. And you -- you humorless dog -- you would take it all away from them.
Anybody watching this guy make an idiot out of himself, I am bussing some succubi in to fuuck all of you, and that's starting in 15 minutes, first come first served. For the mujihadeen, I have 72 4 year old virgins. First come first served ppl.
Are you mad?