Men of Southperry: Multiple piercings?

I don't like them at all. Around here, guys with their ears pierced are either scene faggots or TUFF GUY WITH A DIAMOND IN EACH EAR YEA SON. Or black people, since they can obviously pull off anything.

I've never met any Ryans in real life. Most people can't pull stuff like that off anyway. You're a one-of-a-kind, bro.