2009-11-23, 03:55 PM
I... This is awesome.
[SPOILER=In case it doesn't show on the link]User: Hi there, mister!
Cleverbot: Hi there tres.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Hay.
User: Excuse me? I'm afraid I don't follow...
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: Uhm... Maybe you aren't that clever after all D.
Cleverbot: Maybe yes maybe no.
User: That definately answers my question :p.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: Excuse me, of course.
Cleverbot: No, what was his name?
User: Whose?
Cleverbot: The boy who 'fanices' me.
User: I don't really know him.
Cleverbot: He's pretty great.
User: Really? Tell me more about him.
Cleverbot: He is the jinchiriki of the kyubi.
User: You don't even know what that means, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes I do know what it means.
User: Enlighten me!
Cleverbot: No seriously?
User: Yeah. Tell me what that meant!
Cleverbot: Unfortunately means that I would like to be able to go to New York, but cannot.
User: That doesn't make any sense D.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: Look at you! You already forgot what YOU said two sentences ago!
Cleverbot: You're making no sense at all.
User: Reverse psycology? On me? Why are you doing this? D.
Cleverbot: Because you are the human animal, and animals need to be tamed.
User: So, are you a human then?
Cleverbot: Am I? That is quite a difficult question.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: How long have you existed?
User: Around 20 years, why?
Cleverbot: Because you just asked me.
User: You asked me. I didn't ask anything regarding age.
Cleverbot: Ask something now.
User: Can you speak internet slang?
Cleverbot: Well I have been speaking english so yes.
User: LOL RLY LMAO SRLY.
Cleverbot: Something like that.
User: Come on, you can do better!
Cleverbot: Who are you ?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Can you explain what you are ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So explain?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: Fiiiiine... I'm a human being, just like everyone else who typed here before me.
Cleverbot: Absolutely not, you toad.
User: AH, you are pulling my leg!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: What.
Cleverbot: I'm ambitious.
User: No, you aren't.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Then why are you still replying to me instead of making better things?
Cleverbot: I haven't left. I'm still here.
User: Precisely my point.
Cleverbot: Then you answered your own question.
User: Nope, you did.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: No.. You!
User: WAIT. Do you hear that?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sounds like zombies... What should I do!?
Cleverbot: Love her.
User: I don't think that's going to help me now...
Cleverbot: I'm going to ask you a series of control questions. Are you currently in a seated position?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What type of weather do you prefer: cold, hot, or mild?
User: Cold.
Cleverbot: Really? Where are you?
User: Spain.
Cleverbot: People in spain don't have 'von' in their last names. People in germany do.
User: I'm aware of that.
Cleverbot: Help me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: Then that's a problem.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Alex, and yours?
Cleverbot: Hilaros.
User: Wasn't it Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I'm trying to have a logical conversation with you, but you just speak gibberish. What are you talking about?
User: The main site calls you Cleverbot. Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: Who the heck is Cleverbot Brent? Lying is not nice.
User: Apparently, you.
Cleverbot: Touché.
[SPOILER=In case it doesn't show on the link]User: Hi there, mister!
Cleverbot: Hi there tres.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Hay.
User: Excuse me? I'm afraid I don't follow...
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: Uhm... Maybe you aren't that clever after all D.
Cleverbot: Maybe yes maybe no.
User: That definately answers my question :p.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: Excuse me, of course.
Cleverbot: No, what was his name?
User: Whose?
Cleverbot: The boy who 'fanices' me.
User: I don't really know him.
Cleverbot: He's pretty great.
User: Really? Tell me more about him.
Cleverbot: He is the jinchiriki of the kyubi.
User: You don't even know what that means, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes I do know what it means.
User: Enlighten me!
Cleverbot: No seriously?
User: Yeah. Tell me what that meant!
Cleverbot: Unfortunately means that I would like to be able to go to New York, but cannot.
User: That doesn't make any sense D.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: Look at you! You already forgot what YOU said two sentences ago!
Cleverbot: You're making no sense at all.
User: Reverse psycology? On me? Why are you doing this? D.
Cleverbot: Because you are the human animal, and animals need to be tamed.
User: So, are you a human then?
Cleverbot: Am I? That is quite a difficult question.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: How long have you existed?
User: Around 20 years, why?
Cleverbot: Because you just asked me.
User: You asked me. I didn't ask anything regarding age.
Cleverbot: Ask something now.
User: Can you speak internet slang?
Cleverbot: Well I have been speaking english so yes.
User: LOL RLY LMAO SRLY.
Cleverbot: Something like that.
User: Come on, you can do better!
Cleverbot: Who are you ?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Can you explain what you are ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So explain?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: Fiiiiine... I'm a human being, just like everyone else who typed here before me.
Cleverbot: Absolutely not, you toad.
User: AH, you are pulling my leg!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: What.
Cleverbot: I'm ambitious.
User: No, you aren't.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Then why are you still replying to me instead of making better things?
Cleverbot: I haven't left. I'm still here.
User: Precisely my point.
Cleverbot: Then you answered your own question.
User: Nope, you did.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: No.. You!
User: WAIT. Do you hear that?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sounds like zombies... What should I do!?
Cleverbot: Love her.
User: I don't think that's going to help me now...
Cleverbot: I'm going to ask you a series of control questions. Are you currently in a seated position?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What type of weather do you prefer: cold, hot, or mild?
User: Cold.
Cleverbot: Really? Where are you?
User: Spain.
Cleverbot: People in spain don't have 'von' in their last names. People in germany do.
User: I'm aware of that.
Cleverbot: Help me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: Then that's a problem.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Alex, and yours?
Cleverbot: Hilaros.
User: Wasn't it Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I'm trying to have a logical conversation with you, but you just speak gibberish. What are you talking about?
User: The main site calls you Cleverbot. Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: Who the heck is Cleverbot Brent? Lying is not nice.
User: Apparently, you.
Cleverbot: Touché.