America... Ameri... what the **** is that thing!

Live a little. Don't go giving yourself a heart attack in the process is all I ask.

I mean, wtf is this?!


Fine, I'll do it this way. Maybe once a month or two give one of these things a shot. I ain't going to eat it all myself though. I WILL share it so I don't wake up the next day feeling like someone taped a dumbbell to my body.