This is for someone very special to me...

Well I wasn't trying to be serious, but much to my surprise people took it that way. I guess trying to be satirical in the funhouse is a no-no.

I knew you were joking, and I found it funny. I have no idea how anyone could take it seriously, especially since it's obvious you don't post like that... Just keep doing your thing. It's probably funnier that people thought you were serious.