Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but your brain explodes shortly after understanding the last one. Also, why can't I just answer "yes" to the question, and leave it at that?

I wish my brain would stop forgetting stuff.

You can't say yes because if you can't lift the rock then you wouldn't be omnipotent and you can't say no for the same reason.

@ZYX - Granted but you can't understand it and commit suicide.

I wish I didn't use "..." so much.