Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted. You know every language, but you can't read/write/speak it. You just know them.

I wish I could read/write/speak every language, and was immortal. That's right, you can't just kill me.

Granted. You cannot die, however you did not get immortal youth, and therefore continue to age at a normal rate. In 150 years, you regret this wish greatly. :p

I wish someone would kill Tim and Eric of Adult swim in the most painful way possible. God they're retarded.

Granted, you can red/write/speak one word and only one word in each language, the word is calculator. Also you are immortal but you didn't wish for eternal youth so you grow really old and turn into nothing but skin and bones.

I wish I was fluent English and Japanese.

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I should delete your post :X