Bejeweled!

Reported.
Your admittance of hacking shocked me so badly that I suffered a heart attack. I am typing this from my hospital bed, which I was sent to because of said heart attack. Then doctors said it was amazing I survived, because I was in pretty bad shape. They asked if there was anything that could have possibly triggered it. When I said "someone on a forum said that they were hacking Bejeweled..." the doctor simply shook his head, placed his hand on my shoulder and said "hang in there...you've been through a lot..." From outside the hospital door I could hear a pair of nurses who overheard the situation crying.

When I try to go to sleep, I have constant nightmares of you turning on your hacks while playing a harmless game that did nothing to you. It's so bad that I can't even sleep anymore. I wake up every other hour, drenched in sweat, coughing wildly, and darting my eyes across the room in fear. The sudden feeling of paranoia that engulfs my body is so strong that if I even think about closing my eyes once more to enter the lands of slumber, my throat closes up on me. I begin to choke over the overwhelming fear that somewhere, in that dark room, you are hacking Bejeweled as I sleep.

This I cannot allow to happen to anyone else. You have literally made my life that of a living hell. For this, I report you, because you have heavily impacted my life with your actions.



Reported, enjoy your ban.

Reported for having an heart attack, enjoy your rick roll.