MapleSEA Aran Translations

Cool, I can body check monsters now? AND make whirlwinds out of the monsters hands?

Seriously, this sounds a lot like the parody post I made of 10 year old kids trying to make cool sounding skills.

naruto
waepun - koonie ninja spears
skills
demon chakra - naruto bursts into flame and instant kills everyone
naruto - +500% att
GARuto - summon cloud that rain fire on all forever
darkness imperial ass salt blow - with the powere of 1000 demons naruto runs super fast and attacks the ground to destroy anyone standing
twilight beam - shoots bright beam that kills and blinds when hit 90% accuracy
sakura-chan and sasuke - summon team mates who cheer naruto for +666% all stats
personbility - lives in dark listenn 2 linkin park when he was young he was treated bad by every1 and became strong 2 kill them all because they thought he was bad, he used to be but then he turned good when he faught his inner arkness, he has scars on his body from the battle and his fate is dark