2009-11-10, 03:17 PM
I want to be in VenG. I want to rape dead fish and eat Nachos until I am morbidly obese and my gas smells like Agent Orange. I WANT to die a 78 year old virgin, stroking my ever-growing e-penis. I want to break the chair on which I sit with my weight, because I know my guildies will hold HT cave anyway. I am a proud basement dweller, and I want to be in VenG. 