Your favorite condiment

I always have multiple bottles of Spiracha. Yes, it's good. It's a lot spicier than most sh't. I put it on my goddamn meatballs, and eat like a man. I also have those LEE KUM KEE Hoisin Sauce. Goddamn, guys.

Hoisin Sauce + Red Chili sauce + Pho = FUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEES!!!! YES, YES YEEEES! It's better than SEX!!!! Add some green onions to the side, maybe some minced-garlic, ya know.. Add tons of meatballs (the ones for Pho), a lot of meat in that sh't,etc Goddamn, I'm making myself hungry.... Maybe add some cow-stomach in that sh't, ya know. Jesus christ... I'm getting hungrier.. -adds pic-

This looks disgusting.

The best condiment though is. . .drum roll please. . .A1. I love steak.