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I'm talking about the 'grammatically correct' English. I'm not very fond of slang or anything. I'd rather have knowledge of the real language than stuff that sounds like a brain dead monkey screaming as it shi'ts out a bolder.

Now now let's not get things heated so quickly. I personally don't see the point of Singlish but since it's become one of their traditional traits, let's give it some respect. They did learn proper English in school (well, I hope).
The only frustrating thing about it is that it's official even amongst adults, if I'm not too gravely mistaken. Sure gMS kids c4n g0 4b0ut t4lk1n 1eik d1s, but apparently not in formal cases. It only bugs me to see them unable to be formal where formality is needed.

Good luck Reflexx. It seems your criteria are a bit too restricting.