Hey Jesus

MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST!

Let's flip the chessboard over on this. Why would the Angel tell them to go away from the tomb so suddenly? Wouldn't the Angel bring them to Jesus directly? I suspect this "Angel" was simply someone dressed up.

Inside that cave, the corpse of Jesus really was there, hidden. While everyone left, the "Angel" removed the corpse from the cave and quickly set up a doppelganger to take Jesus's place.

REPEAT IT IN RED, JESUS!
"The corpse of Jesus was not in the cave at the time Mary Magdalene went to the tomb!"

Ah, Battler! How nice to see you here. Jesus doesn't seem to know the rules of the game, so I'll step in for him. First, I'll break through that blue hope of yours.

The corpse of Jesus was not in the cave at the time Mary Magdalene went to the tomb!

*Cackle*