A question for office staffs...

What do you do when you get a customer calling, then the person won't shut up?
Also, what's the most weird calls you got on the job?

The weirdest call I ever had on the job was some old lady calling up to ask the postcode for city central.

[color="#cc8899"]I've had a call working on a military watchfloor from a DOD employed civilian that went something like the following (after I had answered his original question):

Him: Are you ever in New York?
Me: No, not really
Him: Well, if you're ever here, I have a spare motorcycle if you want to ride it.
Me: (trying to be polite): I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever in the area
Him: You don't know my name, do you?
Me: No sir.
Him: Then how would you look me up?
Me: Click.[/COLOR]