How did you start fapping?

Dude, when jizz gets wet it turns into these little sticky balls. It's so gross to step on.

Oh? But wouldn't that matter mostly on your diet? Sperm texture, consistency, and "stickiness" are all altered by your diet. Perhaps you eat foods that make it into "sticky globs", rather than pretty free-flow through water. Perhaps your foods make it so thick that soap has a hard time scrubbing it off.

Girls don't jizz.

At least you hope they don't.