How did you start fapping?

Dude, when jizz gets wet it turns into these little sticky balls. It's so gross to step on.

Especially hot/warm water.

For me it was one night in shower when I was like 12, just self exploration. I was slightly surprised and perplexed as what to do with the "aftermaths" at that time, then came 7 years of daily fapping..
Man, this calls for "how many times have you fapped totally" thread. Twice to thrice per day for a consistent 7 years.. 6387 orgasms, not quite very impressive.

Oh, it wasn't my first orgasm either, I had these wet dreams way long before that.