How much fapping

My god, I hope you're joking around. I'm laughing so hard right now.

"Ma boi...+fapfapfapfap+ this...this is...ah, this is was all TRUE warriors strive for!"

"D-dad?"

"No no, don't look away. Look into my eyes and do the same, trust me."

I don't understand what's so funny. The scene you have so insensitively created was very much like my first lesson with my father, and when he showed me his technique, we were really able to bond for the first time. He called it the "Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot Mark III," and to this day I still have not mastered it. Nobody else has.

We haven't bonded that much, since.

Really? I'm missing out, then.

My father still questions me whenever he thinks I've been fapping. I deny it to please him.

He probably wants to show you his technique, that's all. If anything, he may feel left out. All fathers do this.