2009-11-01, 03:33 AM
I also ask that you be prepared for the life of a zombie after you hath been infected by the bloodjob, and you die and come back.
Some people may not know it... but we zombies have it tough. We're misunderstood. We're constantly decaying after death, we're always hungry and we're always subject to mockery and parodies by being forced to dance to the Thriller song and video.
I mean, really, we're not bad. We're just hungry. People can relate to that, no? Living humans are hungry too, hell, Americans eat almost ten times what we zombies eat in weeks. But do you see them being shot at through the eyes, being whacked in the head with cricket bats or being forced to dance to a cheap Halloween-themed music video? NO.
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Some people may not know it... but we zombies have it tough. We're misunderstood. We're constantly decaying after death, we're always hungry and we're always subject to mockery and parodies by being forced to dance to the Thriller song and video.
I mean, really, we're not bad. We're just hungry. People can relate to that, no? Living humans are hungry too, hell, Americans eat almost ten times what we zombies eat in weeks. But do you see them being shot at through the eyes, being whacked in the head with cricket bats or being forced to dance to a cheap Halloween-themed music video? NO.
So... for just 666 payments of $19.68, you too can have my complete video collection of "Brainnnnnnssssssssss... Brains, BRAINS, brainnnnsssss--and You!" inspirational and informative videos.