I am typing this on a Blackberry!!!!!!

hi guys, i have too much money to waste on this useless POS portable computer phone and instead of saving my money and just buying a regular cell phone i instead have to whip out my expensive silicone brick and fiddle with it while i stroke my e-ego and show off my so called talents by posting a pointless thread in a section wherein only flames and trolling responses can be uttered by those who can see past this gimmick for what a lie and nonsensical farse and appalling lack of humility that it is.