Wash # = hp for pb?

Either you're just doing it wrong, or you're just plain not good at reacting. Use the top platform to shift your screen to the right so you can actually see first, then go back down to the little platform to attack. When you see a skill being cast, double jump down and duck. You have a good 3-5 seconds to do this, which is way more than enough. The 23k damage of the beams and the insanely long stuns of the rocks are the neon signs that scream, you're not supposed to actually get hit by these.

i think talking to you and to a wall has the same effect. go kill PB yourself then talk crap. its not 3-5 secs its 2 secs, 3 tops. how do i know, i been there. doesnt matter though it is obvious that you who has never tried it know it all and those of us that actually fought PB and had to try evade the attacks are just dumb shaved monkeys. delude yourself for all i care i am done trying to get you out of your ignorance.