I will never drink beer again.

I'm a social drinker. I drink if friends are around and drinking, but I have no interest in drinking by myself. The only difference between me sober and me drunk is I talk more and get clumsier.

Same, except I'm already clumsy, and drunk I¡m less clumsy, maybe because I try to be conscious about what i do to not pineapple it up big time xd