Anyone up for a laugh?

I got banned from there two years ago for changing color to colour. Not directly, but when they told me that I was using un-American spelling, and I apologized on my user page, and got in a bit of a defending arguement for myself, I was then banned for having too many "discussion edits" and not enough "content edits".

Obama
Bush

Do you see what I see?

 Spoiler

Obama's article is longer than Bush's article but Obama has only been in office for like 9 months as opposed to Bush's 8 years in office.

It's because they love Obama so much that they hide in his sandwiches just to see what makes him tick on the inside.