2009-10-19, 08:09 PM
Typical modern youth.
You kids today with your iPod and your Millennium Items, and your card games, and your loud music, and your youtube.com, and your Sony Playstations, and your leather pants, and your voice-activated light switches, and your artificial insemination and your Blu-Ray disks, and your pierced scrotums, and your Marvel Comics, and your telekinesis, and your nuclear physics, and your ingrowing toenails, and your Quentin Tarintino, and your forced memes, and your illegitimate offspring, and your flavored condoms, and your Guitar Hero, and your teen pregnancies, and your Boxxy, and your virtual sex programs, and your fleshlights, and your glow in the dark appliances, and your edible, underwear and your pink beans, and your Maplestory, and your 7-up, and your small bombs and your-
You kids today with your iPod and your Millennium Items, and your card games, and your loud music, and your youtube.com, and your Sony Playstations, and your leather pants, and your voice-activated light switches, and your artificial insemination and your Blu-Ray disks, and your pierced scrotums, and your Marvel Comics, and your telekinesis, and your nuclear physics, and your ingrowing toenails, and your Quentin Tarintino, and your forced memes, and your illegitimate offspring, and your flavored condoms, and your Guitar Hero, and your teen pregnancies, and your Boxxy, and your virtual sex programs, and your fleshlights, and your glow in the dark appliances, and your edible, underwear and your pink beans, and your Maplestory, and your 7-up, and your small bombs and your-