What do you guys use your nails for?

I'm too lazy to remember to cut my nails so they get quite long... my friends think they're fake because they're always long and clean.

I use them to pick/peel/open things that would normally be hard to do without em, naturally. I hardly bite them unless there's dead skin around them, which bugs the hell out of me. :<

They also make a good self-defense weapon. :3

What about kick stabs? Disgusting but effective... *insert shades emote here*