2009-10-11, 08:32 PM
I nurture Bob to health, leading him to a buffet with all you can eat delicacies, and ordering world renowned chefs from every corner of the earth to prepare a special meal for Bob. I then take Bob to a massage parlor where he is treated to a "special" massage by women with large boobs. He relaxes in a sauna and has multiple women tending to him at all times. I also gave my number to Mr. Bob so that whenever he feels hurt, he can give me a call and I'll make him feel all better again.
Damn I'm nice.
Damn I'm nice.

