Meet Bob.

Cranking out the bigger guns. Bob is forced to battle these creatures, the last two being epic level abominations.

Bob fights all of them, and wins. however, he is scarred by there images.
Mentality -7

Bob has surgery to become a shemale.

He doesnt have enough money to do that.

*is happy and passes a good afternoon with Bob*

The friendship between Combattente and Bob has become better.

It remains neutral, as Bob says.

Give bob dehydrated water, just add water

Bob is disappointed in you, and just gets some real water.

Bob starts playing MS and gets REALLY addicted.

He reaches level 200 in a week, somehow, legitimaley. He is no longer addicted. however....
HP-50
Endurance -1

Give Bob some soda

Bob's thirst is quenched.
HP+65

Make Bob invent the cure to aids, and find out that it is cancer.

He is disappointed, but doesn't give the cure to world, as not to give the world cancer.

Bob discovers youtube comments.

Bob laughs at the simplicity, stupidity, and ignorance.

Bob gets in a fight with Kimbo Slice for accidently spilling juice on his beard.

Bob wins. With Consequences.
Endurance -5
HP -450

Have Bob go to a 1-on-1 fight with Chuck Norris.

Bob simply disintegrates Chuck Norris with a plasma gun. End.

Have Bob get into a 1 on 9001 fight with 9001 Chuck Norrises

Bob drops an atom bomb on every last one, he wins, end. Bob. Always. Wins. However...
HP -325
Endurance -10

Bob(ITP(In This Post))
HP: 8005/10000
Endurance: 71/100
Embarrassment: -125
Hospitalization Amount: 2
Current Inflictions: None
Mental Stability: 63/100
Current Status: Bob is relatively fine. He is unhappy with Amphigory, Johnnywup, Kurtle, and RobMdza. He is hungry.