Meet Bob.

Have Bob set fire to all nearby hospitals and fire departments.

Bob is arrested,but pays the government 3 Trillion Dollars and bails us out of the recession.
Bob is praised a hero
Mentality and Endurance Fully Recovered
Embarrassment -100
HP +500

Get Bob to make out with Ryan's avatar.

Bob does, for a Milisecond, and never looks back, therefore not finding out its a transvestite.

Is he still trying to think of five good PS3 exclusives? Bob can't just give up on that.

Bob says "I didn't know it had even 5 exclusive decent games?!?!?!"
Bob searches stores, and does find much. He is disappointed, but not surprised.

*Says sorry to Bob and promises he won't say derp or make unfunny posts in this thread again.

He also invites him to have a cup of tea at his house, if it's OK.*

Bob accepts.
HP+50

Make Bob play Fallout 3 on very hard with only a BB gun.

He beats the game and is really happy.
HP +100
Embaressment -25

Make Bob pay someone to push him in front of a jumbo jet taking off and that the someone is GOOD at pushing bob.

Bob is pushed, but misses the plane by a nanosecond. He is scarred.
-20 Mentality

Make Bob fap while watching loli-porn.

He vehemently refuses. He is disappointed with you.

Bob(ITP(In This Post))
HP: 8765/10000
Endurance: 87/100
Embarrassment: 125
Hospitalization Amount: 2
Current Inflictions: None
Mental Stability: 70/100
Current Status: Bob is relatively fine. He is unhappy with Amphigory, Johnnywup, and RobMdza. He is thristy.