Meet Bob.

go to a shrink then summon meat

Bob does the following. He is fine.

Convert Bob to Scientology.

Bob converts, and then unconverts 1 second after.

Make Bob read this thread.

Mentality -1

Make Bob pay someone to push him off the roof a 20-story building.

Bo survives but is hospitalized. -1250 HP
He is then sent to a mental institution. All mentality back.

a man gives bob non-letal cake

Bob drops it on the ground.

Give Bob some advil to make his migraine go away, give him a kitten to pet and lower his blood pressure.

Bob regains HP and Endurance.
HP +100
Endurance Fully Recovered.

Have Bob purchase five good PS3 exclusives.

Bob is deeply confused. Mentality -2

I give him a book to read:

Bob reads one page and burns the book.

Coup de grace.

Bob screams in agony.
HP -125
Endurance -2
Mentality -4

Make him watch the Lifetime channel for 72 hours straight. He'll kill himself without any further input from you.

Bob does the following.
Mentality -6
Endurance -7

Cast a spell on Bob that forces him to attempt to slam a revolving door for eternity.

No such spell exists. Bob is unhappy with your request.

put bob in front of two doors that are diagonally across from one another, i.e. at the edge of a 90 degree angle wall, and each door has a label on them which reads "Fire Exit." Give Bob a key, and set the hallway behind him ablaze.

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Bob opens the left door. However, he is mentally scarred due to almost being burned alive.
Mentality- 12

Tell bob that he's not real.

Bob does not believe the following, he is unhappy with you.

Tell bob to get a job blowing stuff.

Bob gets a job blowing candles. And then quits. His friends find out and he is embarrassed.
Embarrassments +3

Bob realizes that he's imaginary and jumps off of the Empire State Building in an attempt at suicide.

Bob does not know where the Empire State Building is. He jumps off a ruler. Nothing happens.

I'll just leave him with her.

They date for a while, but break it off but remain friends.
Embarrassment -3

Have Bob BROWSE THE FUNHOUSE and read one of my posts full of derp. Like this one.

derp derp derp derp derp hurpa derpity tatta tittly dumb derp

Bob is disappointed with you.

Let Bob do a parachute jump from just-not-yet in space with a train locomotive strapped to his back, but in a way that he survives it. That or give him brain surgery to get rid of all his abilities but breathing and such, so becomes some sort of plant.

Bob's head hurts. He cannot perform those tasks.
Mentality-14

Tell Bob, it's ok and I love him!

All Mentality Regained.
HP +65

I would like to have a cup of coffee, and smoke a cigarette with Bob.

Bob doesnt smoke. However, he agrees to have some coffee.
HP + 35

I make Bob subject to the antics of Deadpool, while tied to a chair.

I'm gonna get banned for this.

 Spoiler

Bob escapes.
Mentality -10
Endurance -4


Bob(ITP(In This Post))
HP: 8115/10000
Endurance: 87/100
Embarrassment: 0
Hospitalization Amount: 2
Current Inflictions: None
Mental Stability: 90/100
Current Status: Bob is relatively fine. He is unhappy with Amphigory, Johnnywup, and Combattente. Bob is thirsty.