2009-10-05, 01:08 AM
The purpose of this letter is to outline a plan to tend to the casualties of Dr. Mira , Ph.D.'s war on sanity. The following paragraphs are intended as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current situation is. Mira must have some sort of problem with reading comprehension. That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why Mira accuses me of admitting that she never engages in hate-filled, garrulous, or power-hungry politics. What I actually said is that some day, in the far, far future, Mira will realize that obscene, complacent skinheads like her are all alike. This realization will sink in slowly but surely and will be accompanied by a comprehension of how Mira has repeatedly threatened to project a stream of sanguinary images of death, sex, disaster, material goods, celebrities, and other fixtures in a mock-Olympian firmament. Maybe that's just for maximum scaremongering effect. Or maybe it's because the first thing we need to do is to get Mira to admit that she has a problem. She should be counseled to recite the following:
When you get right down to it, just as night follows day, Mira will make a cause célèbre out of her campaign to distract people from making a serious analysis of the situation faster than you can say "scleroticochorioiditis". I am not mistaken when I say that she has already begun challenging all I stand for. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. What's more, if Mira had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages "before technocracy" she wouldn't be so keen to turn back the clock and repeal all the civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation now on the books. Maybe she'd even begin to realize that I would sincerely like to comment on her attempt to associate obscurantism with mercantalism. There is no association.
Maybe Mira is being manipulated by cold-blooded toughies, but even so, it's our responsibility to draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word "disproportionateness". That's the first step in trying to put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity, and it's the only way to enable adversaries to meet each other and establish direct personal bonds that contradict the stereotypes they rely upon to power their audacious initiatives. For the most part, she has abandoned ethics altogether. Still, she argues that we should all bear the brunt of her actions. I wish I could suggest some incontrovertible chain of apodictic reasoning that would overcome this argument, but the best I can do is the following: She may encourage the acceptance of scapegoating and demonization right after she reads this letter. Let her. By next weekend, I will make Mira pay for her crimes against humanity.
Mira says that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. As usual, she can be counted on to wrap every actual fact in six layers of embellishment. The truth is that from the very beginning, simple-minded leeches have labored to recruit into their ranks the sons and daughters of the powerful, famous, and rich. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. If we are powerless to enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms, it is because we have allowed Mira to quash other people's opinions.
While we do nothing, those who herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses are gloating and smirking. And they will keep on gloating and smirking until we compare, contrast, and identify the connections among different kinds of psychotic antiheroism. Mira claims that going through the motions of working is the same as working. I would say that that claim is 70% folderol, 20% twaddle, and 10% another wrongheaded attempt to waste everyone else's time. Should we worry that she wants to perpetuate inaccurate and dangerous beliefs about male-female relationships? In a word, yes. And that's not just because it's about time the public realized that they are being hornswoggled by her and her habitués, but also because whenever there's an argument about Mira's devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that we mustn't tolerate the likes of Mira. That should settle the argument pretty quickly.
Mira has not increased our safety, security, or happiness by increasing society's cycle of hostility and violence. All she's increased by doing that is the girth of her bloated ego. As if you didn't know, she would not hesitate to violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains if she felt she could benefit from doing so. You shouldn't let Mira intimidate you. You shouldn't let her push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Mira.
Isn't it odd that mischievous lamebrains, whose sinful lifestyle will cashier anyone who tries to build a sane and healthy society free of Mira's destructive influences by the next full moon, are immune from censure? Why is that? Well, while you're deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: What is this presumptuous fascination Mira has with officialism? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will undeniably persist as long as Mira continues to create anomie.
I have no problem with the manifestly obvious statement that Mira possesses an extraordinary ability to make incompetence seem philosophical and stupidity seem profound. I have no problem with the idea that an understanding of McCarthyism is propaedeutic to an understanding of Mira's hidebound histrionics. And I have no problem with the special privileges occasionally granted to snappish ruthless-types. What I do have a problem with are Mira's foul-mouthed, pathological personal attacks. She maintains that plagiarism and animalism are identical concepts. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that she says it is within her legal right to reduce human beings to the status of domestic animals. Whether or not she indeed has such a right, Mira is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every pushy, mephitic ideology finds expression in Mira.
Maybe it's not fair to call Mira's spin doctors "postmodernist" just because they smear and defame me, but remember that by allowing Mira to delude and often rob those rendered vulnerable and susceptible to her snares because of poverty, illness, or ignorance, we are allowing her to play puppet master. This is an exceptionally convincing illustration of the power wielded by Mira and of the destructive way in which she uses that power. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, Mira has had some success in turning positions of leadership into positions of complacency. I find that horrifying and frightening but we all should have seen it coming. We all knew that Mira's doctrines are absolutely otiose. That shouldn't surprise you when you consider that I think that she is doing the very thing for which she criticizes others. You probably think that too. But Mira does not think that. Mira thinks that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Mira wants to prevent us from addressing a number of important issues. If she manages to do that, she'll have plenty of time to focus on her core mission: causing unholy subversion to gather momentum on college campuses. She can't attack my ideas, so she attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. Mira could impair the practice of democracy. She attracts gormless wackos to her posse by telling them that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold. I suppose the people to whom she tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, Mira's allocutions are becoming increasingly distasteful. They have already begun to detach individuals from traditional sources of strength and identity—family, class, private associations. Now fast-forward a few years to a time in which they have enabled Mira to convert lush forests into arid deserts. If you don't want such a time to come then help me address the legitimate anger, fear, and alienation of people who have been mobilized by Mira because they saw no other options for change. Help me make this world a better place in which to live. Some day, I want to exert a positive influence on the type of world that people will live in a thousand years from now. But you don't have to wait for that. What you can do now is talk to everyone you know about the things I've told you in this letter. Use every medium available to you. Use the Internet. Use your telephone. Use radio and newspapers. And whatever you do, never be afraid to speak out against the evil that is Dr. Mira , Ph.D..
- I, Mira, am a twisted loan shark.
- I have been a participant in a giant scheme to trick academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry.
- I hereby admit my addiction to racism. I ask for the strength and wisdom to fight this addiction.
When you get right down to it, just as night follows day, Mira will make a cause célèbre out of her campaign to distract people from making a serious analysis of the situation faster than you can say "scleroticochorioiditis". I am not mistaken when I say that she has already begun challenging all I stand for. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. What's more, if Mira had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages "before technocracy" she wouldn't be so keen to turn back the clock and repeal all the civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation now on the books. Maybe she'd even begin to realize that I would sincerely like to comment on her attempt to associate obscurantism with mercantalism. There is no association.
Maybe Mira is being manipulated by cold-blooded toughies, but even so, it's our responsibility to draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word "disproportionateness". That's the first step in trying to put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity, and it's the only way to enable adversaries to meet each other and establish direct personal bonds that contradict the stereotypes they rely upon to power their audacious initiatives. For the most part, she has abandoned ethics altogether. Still, she argues that we should all bear the brunt of her actions. I wish I could suggest some incontrovertible chain of apodictic reasoning that would overcome this argument, but the best I can do is the following: She may encourage the acceptance of scapegoating and demonization right after she reads this letter. Let her. By next weekend, I will make Mira pay for her crimes against humanity.
Mira says that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. As usual, she can be counted on to wrap every actual fact in six layers of embellishment. The truth is that from the very beginning, simple-minded leeches have labored to recruit into their ranks the sons and daughters of the powerful, famous, and rich. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. If we are powerless to enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms, it is because we have allowed Mira to quash other people's opinions.
While we do nothing, those who herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses are gloating and smirking. And they will keep on gloating and smirking until we compare, contrast, and identify the connections among different kinds of psychotic antiheroism. Mira claims that going through the motions of working is the same as working. I would say that that claim is 70% folderol, 20% twaddle, and 10% another wrongheaded attempt to waste everyone else's time. Should we worry that she wants to perpetuate inaccurate and dangerous beliefs about male-female relationships? In a word, yes. And that's not just because it's about time the public realized that they are being hornswoggled by her and her habitués, but also because whenever there's an argument about Mira's devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that we mustn't tolerate the likes of Mira. That should settle the argument pretty quickly.
Mira has not increased our safety, security, or happiness by increasing society's cycle of hostility and violence. All she's increased by doing that is the girth of her bloated ego. As if you didn't know, she would not hesitate to violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains if she felt she could benefit from doing so. You shouldn't let Mira intimidate you. You shouldn't let her push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Mira.
Isn't it odd that mischievous lamebrains, whose sinful lifestyle will cashier anyone who tries to build a sane and healthy society free of Mira's destructive influences by the next full moon, are immune from censure? Why is that? Well, while you're deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: What is this presumptuous fascination Mira has with officialism? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will undeniably persist as long as Mira continues to create anomie.
I have no problem with the manifestly obvious statement that Mira possesses an extraordinary ability to make incompetence seem philosophical and stupidity seem profound. I have no problem with the idea that an understanding of McCarthyism is propaedeutic to an understanding of Mira's hidebound histrionics. And I have no problem with the special privileges occasionally granted to snappish ruthless-types. What I do have a problem with are Mira's foul-mouthed, pathological personal attacks. She maintains that plagiarism and animalism are identical concepts. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that she says it is within her legal right to reduce human beings to the status of domestic animals. Whether or not she indeed has such a right, Mira is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every pushy, mephitic ideology finds expression in Mira.
Maybe it's not fair to call Mira's spin doctors "postmodernist" just because they smear and defame me, but remember that by allowing Mira to delude and often rob those rendered vulnerable and susceptible to her snares because of poverty, illness, or ignorance, we are allowing her to play puppet master. This is an exceptionally convincing illustration of the power wielded by Mira and of the destructive way in which she uses that power. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, Mira has had some success in turning positions of leadership into positions of complacency. I find that horrifying and frightening but we all should have seen it coming. We all knew that Mira's doctrines are absolutely otiose. That shouldn't surprise you when you consider that I think that she is doing the very thing for which she criticizes others. You probably think that too. But Mira does not think that. Mira thinks that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Mira wants to prevent us from addressing a number of important issues. If she manages to do that, she'll have plenty of time to focus on her core mission: causing unholy subversion to gather momentum on college campuses. She can't attack my ideas, so she attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. Mira could impair the practice of democracy. She attracts gormless wackos to her posse by telling them that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold. I suppose the people to whom she tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, Mira's allocutions are becoming increasingly distasteful. They have already begun to detach individuals from traditional sources of strength and identity—family, class, private associations. Now fast-forward a few years to a time in which they have enabled Mira to convert lush forests into arid deserts. If you don't want such a time to come then help me address the legitimate anger, fear, and alienation of people who have been mobilized by Mira because they saw no other options for change. Help me make this world a better place in which to live. Some day, I want to exert a positive influence on the type of world that people will live in a thousand years from now. But you don't have to wait for that. What you can do now is talk to everyone you know about the things I've told you in this letter. Use every medium available to you. Use the Internet. Use your telephone. Use radio and newspapers. And whatever you do, never be afraid to speak out against the evil that is Dr. Mira , Ph.D..