Account, anyone?

I'd like to have this account. But why me? Well...

The past couple of months in my MapleStory life have been really bland and boring. I don't really do much on my Shadower anymore, so I tried out the new Knights of Cygnus, and while I somehow made it to 11x, I thought to myself "What's the point, it's just another Warrior, why am I treating it like something different?". All in all, the game has grown pretty stale for me.

You've given me an oppurtunity to start anew, in a new server, on a new account. I never would've done this myself... even though I always say I will... I always reconsider whether or not I should just start from scratch or transfer things over, and then I just give up on the idea altogether. You, however, have done what I can't. Upon gaining access to your account, I will not delete a single one of your characters. I'll play them as if I've never played Maple Story in my life, and I'll enjoy doing it. Hopefully, I'll have the same feelings I did when I first played Maple five years ago.

I'll train each account equally and slowly (Other than the Scanian one, because that's the server I've been playing in since I started). I'll meet new people in each server, but none of the friends I make will know I have other characters in other servers. On each character, I'll uphold an identity that correlates to the class that the character is. If I'm a Thief, I'll be snarly and sarcastic, I'll be full of wit and bravado if I were to play on a Warrior, and I'll restrict myself to intelligent discussion only if playing on a Magician. Of course, if I'm playing on a Pirate, I'll have to talk like one. I haven't really thought of what I'll do if I play on a Bowman. I'm thinking of just watching every Lord of the Rings movie so I can learn and memorize Frodo's characteristics, and every hour, I'll sound off a quote from the girly Bowman himself.

I'll also restrict myself in ways I never have in my years of Mapling. I'll scroll my own equipment at all times, and I'll refrain from ever stepping foot in the Free Market. All trades will be done in the Maple World, asking passerbys if they need some equipment for their class, or perhaps even some potions for the tough training they have ahead of themselves. I also plan on taking a piece of duct tape and placing it on top of my EXP bar whenever I'm logged on; I'm tired of playing Maple Story to level up. I'll kill monsters when I actually want to, and I'll never know what my % per hour is ever again. Instead, I'll kill monsters for the money that I'll need to scroll my own equipment.

I'm looking forward to playing Maple for what might feel like the first time. :/

Knowing Greg, which I don't, this is probably fake...