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Stranger: Hey
You: Yo
Stranger: sup dawg
You: Im gonna let you finish, but im one of the greatest rappers of all time
You: OF ALL TIME!
Stranger: Oh Kanye, I missed you
Stranger: did you bring those stupid glasses?
You: Nah, they broke.
Stranger: Aww
You: So i threw them in the trash
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: you should have given them to the poor
You: I think i saw a hobo wearing them the other day
Stranger: was it 50 cents?
You: Man, that thing was worth half what I paid for it
You: Im never shopping at k-mart again.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: When will you learn
You: Ya...
You: Its just that k-mart makes me think of my name
You: Like,
Stranger: Kanye Mart
You: Kayne-mart
Stranger: you should open your own stores
You: Ya
Stranger: with better glasses
Stranger: and your music always blasting in the shops
You: Ill have glasses that are the shizz
Stranger: only selling your cds
Stranger: and that beyonce video
You: And half as cheap as those tight assed k-mart glasses
Stranger: Hell yeah
Stranger: Cant believe people really pay ten bucks for those
You: 10?
You: I paid 50!
Stranger: you gave tip to the cashier or what
You: No...
You: The price tag said fifty, dawg!
Stranger: you got robbed
You: Ya...
Stranger: so
Stranger: neways
Stranger: whats your favorite taylor swift song
You: Pshh, its the silent song.
Stranger: is it kinda like the whisper song
You: No, the silent song is when she just sits there
You: bein silent and all.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i kinda liked that one
You: Really, her voice sucks
Stranger: her face sucks too
You: Beyonce, her voice is like pure gold
You: PSsh, man taylor is so ugly!
Stranger: beyonce's got the bod too
You:
Ya, like an angel!
Stranger: ya
Stranger: a curvy sexy teasing angel
You: Uh-huh!
You: I still cant believe taylor won that thing
You: Pssh.
You: Imma go call my manager with that store idea.
You: Cya dawg.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Yo
Stranger: sup dawg
You: Im gonna let you finish, but im one of the greatest rappers of all time
You: OF ALL TIME!
Stranger: Oh Kanye, I missed you
Stranger: did you bring those stupid glasses?
You: Nah, they broke.
Stranger: Aww
You: So i threw them in the trash
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: you should have given them to the poor
You: I think i saw a hobo wearing them the other day
Stranger: was it 50 cents?
You: Man, that thing was worth half what I paid for it
You: Im never shopping at k-mart again.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: When will you learn
You: Ya...
You: Its just that k-mart makes me think of my name
You: Like,
Stranger: Kanye Mart
You: Kayne-mart
Stranger: you should open your own stores
You: Ya
Stranger: with better glasses
Stranger: and your music always blasting in the shops
You: Ill have glasses that are the shizz
Stranger: only selling your cds
Stranger: and that beyonce video
You: And half as cheap as those tight assed k-mart glasses
Stranger: Hell yeah
Stranger: Cant believe people really pay ten bucks for those
You: 10?
You: I paid 50!
Stranger: you gave tip to the cashier or what
You: No...
You: The price tag said fifty, dawg!
Stranger: you got robbed
You: Ya...
Stranger: so
Stranger: neways
Stranger: whats your favorite taylor swift song
You: Pshh, its the silent song.
Stranger: is it kinda like the whisper song
You: No, the silent song is when she just sits there
You: bein silent and all.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i kinda liked that one
You: Really, her voice sucks
Stranger: her face sucks too
You: Beyonce, her voice is like pure gold
You: PSsh, man taylor is so ugly!
Stranger: beyonce's got the bod too
You:
Ya, like an angel!
Stranger: ya
Stranger: a curvy sexy teasing angel
You: Uh-huh!
You: I still cant believe taylor won that thing
You: Pssh.
You: Imma go call my manager with that store idea.
You: Cya dawg.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Sleep my friend and you will see the dream is my reality
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You: Ok im done.
You: Want a cookie?
Stranger: No, but do you feel better now?
Stranger: Listen damn it, we will win!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sleep my friend and you will see the dream is my reality
You: peach
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You: Ok im done.
You: Want a cookie?
Stranger: No, but do you feel better now?
Stranger: Listen damn it, we will win!
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