2009-09-24, 12:23 AM
True story: In my sophomore year of high school, some senior continually messed with me (Stole a basketball from me, took a flash drive with all my reports and stuff on it, stolen my phone, etc., he's not just a plantain to me either, he's beaten some guy up). I had a basketball class back then, and I turned around for 5 seconds to get some stuff out of my locker, and I found my pants were gone. I proceeded to utter a series of derogatory names at him, and he went "Yeah? The fuck are you gonna do about it?"
I stomped on his foot, socked him in the face, kicked him in the nuts, slammed his head against the lockers about four times, took his backpack and all the stuff in it, put it all in the dumpster, threw his shoes into the football field, and left him with a huge bruise on his forehead.
I felt like the biggest badass on the face of this earth. I also found my pants.
I stomped on his foot, socked him in the face, kicked him in the nuts, slammed his head against the lockers about four times, took his backpack and all the stuff in it, put it all in the dumpster, threw his shoes into the football field, and left him with a huge bruise on his forehead.
I felt like the biggest badass on the face of this earth. I also found my pants.