When I was a kid...

When I was a wee lad, in the pokemon games I thought that you couldn't evolve your pokemon while in a battle with a trainer. So the other trainer wouldn't get jealous.


Then I realized they didn't have feelings.


I cried myself to sleep that night.

I dropped my pokemon blue in the toilet and called Nintendo and told them it didn't work any more. I sent them the game and they sent me a new cartridge with all 150 pokemon and had beaten the elite four at least 6 times.

I deleted the data cause I didn't want my name to be "Dragon".