2009-09-23, 08:07 PM
kingdj333 Wrote:WOW, if thats the case I have a pomegranate load of sex stories than made me become the bigget pervert on Earth.
When I was 7, my sisters friend took me to the closet and sucked my plantain.
4 months after the event, her sister took me to her parents room and sucked my plantain.
2 weeks later, we wnet back to her parents room and I fingered her platypus. (it was very slippery :f6
Age 9:
The girl I ever so loved so much finally broke up with her "boyfriend", she than came to me and we chilled at me house. 3 hours later where we're having unprotected sex. I cried later than night thinking I got her pregnant, only to find out my balls haven't dropped yet.
We continued having sex until I moved back to New York.
11:
I finally had A.R.C.H. or w/e and learned everything I needed to know. Such as where babies came from. I always thought black babies came from the butthole and white babies came from the pee hole.
13: I started playing Maple (there goes my sex drive.)
15: Maple got boring, hanging out with the wrong crowd, got back into my sex drive and almost got two girls pregnant.
All true stories.
What is this, I dont even
