2009-09-23, 11:55 AM
My best friend did that to me once. We were having a football game and it was like 8 man per team. He'd litterally take a step over the line of scrimmage and get tossed the football. He'd do this counting it as completions to get periodic first downs. I told him in this scenario what he was doing was bull sh`it because when you're in an actual game and theres linebackers you can't just simply toss the ball over their heads. He then told me I didn't know shi`t and spit in my face. I never faced such a confrontation before so I hocked up a loogie and spit it in his mouth while he was talking. He then hit me in the center of my chin and bottom lip. No blood or anything. I was pissed, felt betrayed, I stared him down about 2 seconds, he than ran away from me, he did not wanna fight me. I went into my house and just beat the pomegranate out of the bag in the basement. I came back out where I found out he was bragging about how I deserved it and pomegranate. My other friends didn't want to get in the middle of it and didn't comment. Rest assured he went home.
Couple of weeks past and my community got into boxing. So we put the gloves on and fucekd around. My bestfriend wouldn't fight though, so after about 8 rounds with people 2 grades higher than me, nick being about the same weight, a lil beefier though and david who was like 230lbs lol. Rest assured David wolloped me in like 8 hits. Went about 8 consecutive rounds until everyone convinced my best friend I was exhausted and it was a handicap. Well rest assured he had me down in like 4 hits by that time. He then bragged about it for 2 weeks.
My grudge got much larger, my spite much more sharp after the entire bus knew that he wolloped me. I mean yeah I gave him a huge handicap but it's a 'pride' thing. Made him look good. So I challenged him, behind nicks house, about an hour passed, the entire community was watching (including 2 girls who he was crushing on, one he was finally winning over) and I swear to god I turned into an animal. As soon as they said go, I let him hit me in the face, was a nice punch, right in my cheek, I took it and slammed my fist against his forehead, knocking him on his ass. He got up, they said go, he was on guard by this time, I put mine down and just put all my spite into one frekin falcon punch. Broke through his guard, smack dab in the bridge of his nose, breaking it, spit on his face while I walked away and everyone was screaming OOOOOOOOOHHHH. Eventually nicks mom came outside and called 911 for him lol. Havent spoken to the little pomegranate ever since.
Couple of weeks past and my community got into boxing. So we put the gloves on and fucekd around. My bestfriend wouldn't fight though, so after about 8 rounds with people 2 grades higher than me, nick being about the same weight, a lil beefier though and david who was like 230lbs lol. Rest assured David wolloped me in like 8 hits. Went about 8 consecutive rounds until everyone convinced my best friend I was exhausted and it was a handicap. Well rest assured he had me down in like 4 hits by that time. He then bragged about it for 2 weeks.
My grudge got much larger, my spite much more sharp after the entire bus knew that he wolloped me. I mean yeah I gave him a huge handicap but it's a 'pride' thing. Made him look good. So I challenged him, behind nicks house, about an hour passed, the entire community was watching (including 2 girls who he was crushing on, one he was finally winning over) and I swear to god I turned into an animal. As soon as they said go, I let him hit me in the face, was a nice punch, right in my cheek, I took it and slammed my fist against his forehead, knocking him on his ass. He got up, they said go, he was on guard by this time, I put mine down and just put all my spite into one frekin falcon punch. Broke through his guard, smack dab in the bridge of his nose, breaking it, spit on his face while I walked away and everyone was screaming OOOOOOOOOHHHH. Eventually nicks mom came outside and called 911 for him lol. Havent spoken to the little pomegranate ever since.