Cake in the mail!

I came up with this while I was in the shower.

I get a cake in the mail..
ev-ry day..
I get a cake..
in the mail..
every day..
Because I..
beat the..
em-pa-rer
at mono-poly!

I get a cake in the mail..
ev-ry day..
I get a cake..
in the mail..
every day..
Because I..
beat the..
em-pa-rer
at mono-poly!

One year after..
he came to me..
and asked for,
a game of life..
double or nothing!
So I accepted.
And won.
And now I.....

Get TWO cakes in the mail..
every day..
two cakes..
in the mail..
every day..
because i
beat the
emperor
at monopoly!
At monopoly!
At monopoly!

Another year later..
He challenged me
to a game of,
sorry!
I beat him
yet again
and now I get

THREE cakes
in the mail
every day...
I get THREE cakes
in the mail
every day...
because
I
beat
the
emperor
at monopoly!

Over the years...
we played many different games...
and I got up to...

TEN cakes
in the mail
every day...
I get TEN cakes
in the mail
every day...
because
I
beat
the
emperor
at monopoly!

One, rainy evening,
he came up to me
one last time!
And he proposed
one thing we havent done yet.
rock paper scissors!

rock...
paper...
scissors...
Shoot!
Draw.

rock...
paper...
scissors...
Shoot!
Draw.

Rock!
Paper!
Scissors!
Shoot!
He won.

So he shortened my supply..
all the way down...
and now I get...

I get a cake in the mail..
ev-ry day..
I get a cake..
in the mail..
every day..
Because I..
beat the..
em-pa-rer
at mono-poly!