ladies wanna destroy your man?

This is what I don't get. If you're in a relationship and your girlfriend tells you that, then I would definitely want to know if she has STDs. Because seriously, if she can calculate the size of each sausage placed inside her snatch, then you know that you're definitely dealing with someone you don't necessarily want to have sex with on a first date.

Also, how do guys know your penis is small or big? Did I miss something in high school where a bunch of guys get together in the locker room, pull out a metric ruler, and then create a unified penis encyclopedia for mass distribution?

I honestly don't understand why penis size is so heavily emphasized when sex is so much more than sticking your mushroom into the pipe. It's a lurid mix of many things like feelings, foreplay, and fortitude that can make sex that many times more enjoyable. I also don't understand why referencing bestiality would necessarily be such a downer. When it comes down to it people are okay with homosexual sex, but when it comes down to animals they shudder in revulsion at the idea that such obscene acts of sex could occur. It's ironic that there is a limit to liberal thought, as liberals are really more conservative than they think they really are. I didn't really understand how referencing bestiality would destroy a man's resolve.

If my girlfriend said that, I would slam her head into the television until she drank LCD and ask her to repeat it one more time. Because it's not funny. And I would never date someone who would say something like that. Ever.

yes, yes, i know, but the point of this thread is to be funny.(did the troll just get trolled?) average male length ~6.3 inches in length, ~1.7 in diameter. sure women who are promiscuous arent very safe, in terms of diseases, but would you rather have someone who doesnt know what theyre doing just lie back and take it, or would you prefer someone who knows to wiggle their hips? besides, im sure that you and your gf have had relationships in the past that you havent told each other about. and that bear thing (seriously, did this guy fall for this?) is just a term, like, "id rather bear immense pain than bear you."
...LOL at unintended double entandre, however its spelled.